You’re sitting at your laptop. You’re reading Twitter, because your only friends are online. Suddenly, a phrase appears: The Benedict Option. You know that’s not right. You know it has nothing to do with St. Benedict. Yet here it is, interrupting your firehose of content with bad takes and intentional communities.

What if that were no more?

New from the melted brain of J-P Teti


It’s optional!™

The Rodifier puts an end to this nonsense. It’s as easy as one-two-three:

  1. Open Google Chrome.
  2. Add The Rodifier to Chrome
  3. You’re done!

Once you’ve installed The Rodifier, the phrase “Benedict Option” will simply disappear! In its place will be the accurate term, “City of Rod”. Allahu akbar.

What price for this marvel of science? How much of your precious labor need you spend on The Rodifier? Friend, fear not: The Rodifier is provided at absolutely no cost as a public service.

So what are you waiting for?

Get Rodified!